मक्सिमिलियन, थे फुच्किंग लेगेंद

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: im going to make this as akward as possible.....
Stranger: my butt itches
Stranger: a lot
You: k........
You: so....
You: how is the rest oooooof your body?
Stranger: hahah mission accomplished
Stranger: my body is bangin'
You: and that is...?
Stranger: hott.
You: :O
You: good
You: and........
You: do you like pie?
Stranger: yes I do
You: good
You: what flavor?
Stranger: apple
You: :)
Stranger: haha ok
You: home-made?
Stranger: definately
You: y ahblas español?
Stranger: no, parlo l'italiano
You: oooooooh
You: amazing
You: :)
Stranger: pretty much.
You: i would say
You: PRETTY FUCKIN AMAZING
You: lool
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: lololol
Stranger: now i have a question for YOU
You: :O
You: and would be...?
Stranger: why doesn't mcdonalds sell hot dogs?
You: :O
You: YOU ARE A ***** GENIOUS!
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT
You: you should be in the head of mcdonalds
You: ooooooh
You: now i know the future CEO of McDonals
Stranger: you're destined to be a legend now
Stranger: fucking legend
You: HELL YEAH!
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: whats your name?
You: mmm......
You: call me
You: Maximilian, The Fucking Leyend
You: you?